Persian

Individual either male or female, black or white who strolls confidently down the streets of Newcastle Upon type trying to learn foreign language other than English.

British saying: Persians apparently can learn any language but with a lot of effort; willingness to adapt survival of the fittest.

Hey it's the Persian!

by Uckggeek February 17, 2019

Weedy Ass Persian

a woman who brings home men from local frats, specially bosnians.

That girl was a weedy ass persian, she gets all the men!

by KSKsquad November 21, 2004

Persian spike

when one grows out their toenails then gets a male/female to crap on them. then said female/male eats the crap off the toe nails.

"Ryley told me the other day he wanted a Persian spike"

by Omega Ford January 19, 2008

Persian Margarita

As foreplay, get completely naked and rub against each other. This will generate sweat. As soon as both you and your partner are glistening, take some time to just lick each other off.

Dan: Hmmmmm...this Persian Margarita needs salt.
Ella: Love me!

by Dan THB Jenkins September 28, 2006

Persian Kiss

When two dicks recreate the act of kissing. Also known as the gayest thing ever.

"My d-bag friend sent me an e-mail of a video showing two guys doing a persian kiss. I threw up and thought about killing myself."

by Beasley87 February 7, 2008

Persian Meatballs

The result of inserting testicles into an open anus. see: teabagging

Your wife ate my persian meatballs after she prepared them.

by MrAwesomness October 29, 2008

Persian Meathook

A sexual position where a women is performing fellatio and the man puts his finger in the women's anus and lifts the women off the ground so that she is suspended. This sexual position is not normally very pleasurable for either sexes but is normally used for those that are crazy.

Greg did the persian meathook last night, it was really wierd.

by Alex Rake July 14, 2010