Patch & a thwop

To slap the living shit out of someone so hard that you leave a full hand print embedded on their face followed by a hard punch to the jaw or side of the skull making a loud thwop sound and ultimately leaving them unconscious

Dat sucka tried to diss me so i gave em a patch & a thwop

by Professor g slang February 18, 2021

Niggerette Patch

A small patch applied to the upper arm to prevent black people smoking.

Tyrone was using a niggerette patch to prevent his cravings for cigarettes.

by Goodstein October 10, 2009

watermelon patch

a large group of african-americans standing in a grassy area.

I lst control of my car and ran right through a watermelon patch.

by jcornstopper September 8, 2010

Pumpkin Patch

A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.

You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.

by CaptainSarge April 10, 2010

Trash Patch

A tattoo.

(Trashy & Uneducated Person)-"I really want to get a tattoo because I want to be different than everyone else and prove that I'm unique."

(Normal Person)-"You don't need to hire someone to repeatedly puncture your skin with an ink needle to feel unique. Try body building and then your body will truly be a SELF MADE work of art. Don't get a trash patch.

by Filthy Rich White Boy February 24, 2011

Vag Patch

The female version of cock blocking.

"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P

by UnderWhere? June 23, 2010

Soul Patched

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.

“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”

by Narcess July 13, 2007