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texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.
Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.
by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015
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Gentleman's Paste

"Here comes my Gentleman's Paste. all over yer face."
by _TryCatch May 11, 2016
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Taste my paste

“Hey Andrea! Why don’t u come taste my paste?”
by MikibellLovesUnicorns February 10, 2022
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lay on a copy and paste day

November 17, lay on a copy and paste day, is the day to be fearful.
by anonymous November 15, 2020
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paste-a-face

-----usually consisting of more than 2 layers of "make-up items" such as:

cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear sexy or perfect.

-----forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.

----meaning someone who uses way too much goddamn make-up

----non-real, fake "look" to a person.

-----like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canvass, it simply globbs together.

****however, do not confuse with "pastey face". it's completley different.
damn, look at that paste-a-face! I bet half her skinny-ass weight is due to her face covered in all that shit!

(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
"awww gross!" "what the hell?! your such a paste-a-face! I can taste nothing but chemicals...."

you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.
by cr4zyd3z April 16, 2011
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Douche paste

What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.
For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.
by sinner86 December 17, 2007
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The Pastis Pack

The act of fingering a drunken girl with three (3) total fingers, simultaneously. This is known as "The Pastis Pack" because it is very easy to do when the drunk broad has been slammin' Pastis all night.
"Me and Chad's mom were drinking last night. She got so loaded I gave her The Pastis Pack!"
by The Pastis Packer August 11, 2008
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