A Normal Person

Something that does not exsist.

Guy: Hey man. have you seen A Normal Person yet?
Me: Nah man.
Guy: Me neither. wanna go watch a movie?
Me: im down.

by rap music is shit July 25, 2019

Emo person

Emo's are stereotyped as depressed people who cut, and have dark hair that covers 3/5 of their face, they wear converse, girl pants, and tight shirts. Okay, who came up with that. So, not true. Not even close. And emo person is someone who feels emotions very strongly. Hint, the word emo. Whether it be happy, sad, mad, whatever. And they don't have to dress or look a certain way either! Also, not all emo's cut. Some do some don't. Cutting, writing, going off alone, whatever, they do it as a way to express their emotion or release what they feel.

Oh and BTW not all emo chicks are crazy about sex___

"Who the hell needs a fucking example, if you don't get it from my definition you're dumb!"

by A ClASSiC EM0 diSASTER August 29, 2005

substitute person

1. A person who is the replacement for a significant other, relative, or friend that isn't around anymore.

2. Derived from a quote by Claire from Elizabethtown.

"You and I have a special talent," Claire says to Drew. "And I saw it immediately. We're the substitute people. I've been the substitute person my whole life. I'm not an Ellen a co-worker Drew was into. I never wanted to be an Ellen. And I'm not a Cindy either…I like being alone too much. I mean, I'm with a guy who is married to his academic career. I rarely see him and I'm the substitute person there. I like it that way. It's a lot less pressure."

"Since Anne just broke up with Joe, Emily is Joe's substitute person."

by XVIII December 9, 2008

Random person

A dude or a lady who you don't know which means to be unfamiliar, unexpected, unspecified, unknown, and unique. Somebody who lives far away from you and your family or relatives, a person who you don't know from a different group.

Me: "I seen a stranger walked in the woods by herself and she is a random person who escaped from her neighborhood "😭😭😢

Me: "Umm... Ma'am can I help you?"
Random lady: "Yes. Would you please be my friend, cuz I don't have any friends to talk to". 😢😢
Me: "Sense you're a random person who is walking around in the woods by yourself, I'll do everything to protect you". ,🌈🤝

by Carl 'The Funny Guy' Plemmons April 16, 2020

personal summer

What is commonly referred to as a "hot flash," but can happen to anyone of any age and of either sex. Occurs when one person feels incredibly warm while everyone else in the room is shivering.

Temperature in the room is 68 degrees.
Alex: It is so hot in here!
Rachel: I'm freezing! You having a personal summer over there?

by kmdickman January 11, 2009

Parsinator

Soldier United States Army. Last name is Parsley, one of the baddest dudes to walk the planet.

When it gets tough we will just call on the Parsinator to make a mess of things.

by epars001 March 30, 2009

Personal Media

The term for the new niche oriented internet based media after the passing of terrestrial based mass media.

First used on the Strategy Room with Alan Colmes by Michael Harrison, TALKERS magazine.

Why buy a new radio when you can listen to music you want on your ipod or on internet radio? This new internet radio - where you can list to specifically what you want - is personal media.

by TALKERS Magazine May 7, 2009