Parch March

When someone stops drinking alcohol during the month of March.

Irish bar patrons would do a leprechaun before they did Parch March.

by Jaws2024 March 17, 2026

Parch March

When someone stops drinking alcohol for the month of March.

The Irish bar patron would rather do a leprechaun than Parch March.

by Jaws2024 March 17, 2026

Chip Parkhurst

a jacked eleven year old.

Arnold is almost as strong as Chip Parkhurst.

by GMD1 July 18, 2008

Ham Pamphlet

The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet

"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"

by wienerchicken September 13, 2011

the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

Scrapbook Parchment

The correct and significantly less lame term for the paper used in scrapbooks

"Yeah man that's some might hella scrapbook parchment you got there. Where'd ya get it?"

by katchanmeow March 20, 2014

Auto Paraphrase

An auto paraphrasing application is the best way to plagiarize internet articles.

Little billy used an auto paraphrase tool to cheat

by Enderp October 12, 2017