Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.

After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.

by JAKram May 11, 2020

Pandemie-19

A person born during the CoVID-19 pandemic of 2020...

*Note: Subsequent pandemic #numbers applies to future pandemic numerals related to those labels ~
Ex: Pandemie-26, 32, 35, etc., etc.

"I'm a Pandemie-19, I was conceived during the pandemic of 2020.".

by A.Dodger May 14, 2020

Pandemby-19

A person born during the CoVID-19 pandemic...

*Note: Applies to future #numbers of numeral designations forthcoming
> Pandemby-26, 32, 35, etc., etc...

"I'm a Pandemby-19, I was born during the CoVID-19 coronavirus of 2020."...

by A.Dodger May 14, 2020

Pandemdick

One, A person who wears his or her face mask under his or her nose. Two, a sleazy person who trolls the internet for sexual partners despite the risks of covid-19. Three, a person who shows up on the steps of his or her legislature bearing guns to supposedly protect us all from pandemic.

1. Hey, Pandemdick, fix your mask so that it actually covers your face. 2, Some Pandemdick actually expects me to give him my address for a booty call tonight. 3, The pandemdicks Who felt it necessary to protest the quarantine with flamethrowers and missile launchers.

by Jaycee Hodgepodge May 16, 2020

Pandemitis

Next level laziness, brought on by sitting at home all day due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

I got a case of Pandemitis, I can’t get up from this couch.

by Mac May May May 21, 2020

Pandemic Standard Time

Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!

by SadMandalorian May 26, 2020

pandemicrophone

Pandemicrophone - n. a socially distanced audio input device Alt.n. Audio input device designed for an Ailuropoda melanoleuca (aka: giant panda)

When the lonely musicians emerged from quarantine for their first paying gig in months, each one brought their favourite pandemicrophone so the spit from the drummer would not put them in hospital.

by You rReal Name June 14, 2020