profilamous

to be famous in someones profile

yay! im profilamous

by blahbob January 8, 2004

Promitis

To be superfantastically excited for an upcoming event called Prom. You have been waiting impatiently for the event and now that Prom night is not far away, you've been experiencing strong, impatient feelings about how long it is taking for Prom to get here. Some people encounter side effects like irritability, craziness, and an intense eagerness.

Oh my goodness, I can't wait for Prom!! I NEED to get my nail's done soon. I think I have promitis.

by Clarkster April 15, 2010

promite

An even asshole-y version of marmite.

Sharkiesha: This promite tastes like something but i cant quite put my finger on it
Fletch: OH, it's like the marmite i licked out of your crack last night, except it's gone stale...
Sharkiesha: I marmited you up the penis hole last night.
Sharkiesha: I can't find the aboriginals, where are the marmite and the promite?
Fletch: What?

by Johena August 5, 2014

Facesbook profile

The phenomenon wherein it impossible for a Facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.

Sarah and Adam are both using the same picture of themselves on Facebook... it's almost like they worry people will wonder if they're lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don't match.

by Colonel Linguist September 5, 2015

Profiling

Weaving back and forth across all lanes of the road, often when taking part in a sideshow.

When I'm profiling, y'all bes' get out the way cuz I own the lanes, I own this street.

by Scram May 3, 2008

profile

A description of one's self to aide in fighting off the fuckwits in a Chat Room. Usually these same tards don't read it, so why does one actually create them?

ASL? Go read a profile you fuckwit. ASL? GO READ A PROFILE YOU FUCKWIT.

by huggy January 3, 2005

Profilie

When a person puts up a Face Book profile picture that is WAY out of date. Thus hiding the actual true picture of what they really look like.

Hey did you see Kristy's FB profile picture, it must be 20 years old.

Yeah, she has gotten really fat and doesn't want anyone to know. She needs to face the truth and end this profilie.

by Lalamama September 3, 2009