PMS

Most people believe it to mean Premenstrual Syndrome, however upon closer examination one will realize it is more closely translated as Present Menstrual Syndrome, as the symptoms carry on through the entire time a women is on her period.

Me:
I have PMS.
You:
Wait, but your period already started.
Me:
Yes, I have Present Menstrual Syndrome.
You:
Oh. Fuck that.

by crzywildchick804 May 27, 2008

pms

P: Pre. M:Menstrual. S: Syndrome

Also...
Part Monster Syndrome
Pity Me Syndrome
Pain and Murder Syndrome

Lotsa syndromes...

PMS is when a girl's (who has gone through puberty but not reached menopause) uterus sheds its nasty ol' layer of mucus and blood because her egg hasnt been fertilized that month. That's the technical term.

Here's what it means for us guys out there: WATCH YOUR BACK. These crazy moodswings and temper tantrums will get you to hell faster then you can say "PLEASEDONTSTABMEWITHTHEKNIFE". Just stay back and don't try to help, cuz that makes it worse. You really can't fix it, and then the girl just gets all pshycho bitch sensitive and either A. Shuns you B. Yells at you C. Starts crying or D. Pulls out her concealed weapon. PMS is something girls gotta live with and guys gotta live with (yes, i acknowledge that girls have the worse part of the deal, but A. that is not our fault so don't take it out on us and B. we can't do anything about it so don't take it out on us even more for trying our best to help.)

Girl: Oucheeee i have cramps!
Guy: Aww baby lemme try and make you fell a lil better!
Girl:...what did you say?
Guy:I just said i wanted to make you feel better =)
Girl: DON'T EVEN TRY, OK? GOD MEN ARE SO INSENSITIVE. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN PAIN??!?!
Guy: I know you are, I'm just trying to help!
Girl: Pulls out concealed weapon (told you she'd do it!) GET OUT!!!!!!
Guy: This is my house...
Girl: Don't get sassy with me!
Guy:...?
Girl: *sigh* I'm so tired! (collapses on floor)
Guy: Are you ok???
Girl: *Wakes up* how DARE you wake me up from my nap! *starts crying* I love you so damn much!
Guy: What the hell
Girl: DON'T YELL AT ME!
Guy: I'm outta here...
Girl: DON'T LEAVE ME PLEASE! I'M SO LONELY!!!...hmmm I WANT SOME CAKE. No, i'm too fat! Am I too fat? YOU THINK I'M FAT!
Guy: I'll be back in a week...*shakes fist angrily* CURSE YOU PMS!!!

by Iwishihadapineapple May 6, 2008

Male PMS

Pre-Masturbatory Syndrome
When a man doesn't ejaculate for several days and the hormone build-up causes him to become emotional and irrational.

Guy 1: I don't get it, she's been leading me on for two weeks and nothing happened and I got blue balled and now all I want to do is eat ice cream and watch The Notebook.
Guy 2: Stop being a little bitch and go crank one out, no one wants to hear you male PMSing.
Guy 1: *wipes away tears* Okay...

by Kelantar January 15, 2013

PMS

a time when you should avoid all women; major moodswings; i.e. watch your back, ho.

Girl: I hate you!
Boy: What did I do?
Girl: Oh my god, I love you!
Boy: What?

by RENThead006 October 14, 2003

pml

to piss ones self laughing (Pissing Myself Laughing), alternative to lol (Laugh Out Loud)

man A : and then she said, 'eww my legs wet'
man B : PML :D
man A : wot?

by OsiRis January 22, 2004

PMSH

An acronym used in politics to stand for:

Pugnacity, Mendacity, Sleaze and Harm

PMSH has infected Canadian politics.

by Figleaf23 July 26, 2011

PML mfs

Obnoxious individuals from one of the larger Skylanders themed discord servers, most infamously, PML (Portal master's lounge). These users tend to have an ego a few sizes to large and often flip between thinking their opinion is "objectively correct" and telling those who disagree that "there are no objectively bad skylanders". Some PML mfs think they're better than other skylanders fans because they make (often low quality and unoriginal) YouTube videos.

Portal master 1: "I got called a dumbass for thinking Drobot was really good on PML today"

Portal master 2: "Those PML mfs really need to learn some manners!"

by Spin2Win May 25, 2021