General Patton

To jump someone for being a pussy

when jimmy didnt want to ride the rollercoaser we all General Pattoned his ass.

by abdgwenga July 22, 2010

Rushing the pastor

Super Bowl Sunday when you're in a hurry to get out of church to watch the BIG game!

We'll be rushing the pastor Sunday morning so we can get good seats on the sofa for the big game before Joe passes us!

by Injeanuity February 5, 2009

pattos

What you call a friend or a person if they are retarded and stupid

Adam you’re a pattos

by anonymous March 26, 2021

paitoon

Cross dressing asian guy who wants to be a sexy girl

Paitoon wishes he was a sexy Asian girl.....So he dresses like Jack's mom.

by ProTipsAboutAsians January 6, 2014

Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.

Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.

by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018

Pathogenic

Spreading false news, to cause damage to people around you.

'I didn't study for the test,' said Chipo, in the presence of her friends. Her friends felt relieved because they too didn't touch their books.

Results come out: she gets 1 wrong

Brothers response: She's pathogenic, I said Pathogenic! don't listen to her! She didn't even eat supper, to make matters worse she didn't eat breakfast too before the test. Seriously Pathogenic.

by Victims/ weekend bros September 22, 2019

Pantofla

Very elastic object which greek moms use to beat their child's ass because they didn't wear a zaketa when they went out

Greek mom: ΘΑ ΣΕ ΓΑΜΉΣΩ ΜΕ ΤΗΝ pantofla! (I will fuck you with the pantofla!)
Greek child: ΘΑ ΒΑΛΩ zaketa ΣΟΥ ΤΟ ΥΠΟΣΧΟΜΑΙ! (I will wear a zaketa I swear!)

by NotThatBigOfAPenis March 7, 2021