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Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
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Legend Of Their Own Lunchtime

A person who thinks very highly of themselves, for no apparent reason. They tend to be arrogant and self obsessed, and will usually be found clinging in large groups of ''popular'' people, or the ''in-crowd''. They will copy other people on what they think is ''cool'', and do not have their own unique style in anything whatsoever. However, they tend not to have any true friends, and often use this portrayal of themselves to cover up their insecurity.
Beth: ''Ugh, look at her, swanning around like she owns the place.... Its horrible!"
Lucy: ''Don't worry, everybody knows she's a Legend Of Their Own Lunchtime - no one really likes her!"
by Shushannaaaaa September 28, 2010
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your own special needs brother

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother
dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."
by akronym87 April 27, 2008
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Kiss your own ass

Damn bitch you just got really lucky...you better kiss your own ass
by Meli C October 25, 2013
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liking your own post

Are you going to be in the bathroom all day? You've been in there liking your own post for almost two hours!
by The Electric Jelly June 5, 2015
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Sick-on-my-own-face

If someone is disgusted, annoyed, frustrated by something then they will use this term so show their emotions. Always used in a negative manner
e.g.
Chris- "You wanna go out with Josh tonight?"
Johnny - " I'd rather be sick-on-my-own-face than go out with that guy"
Chris- "Fair play"

Johnny- " You want a cuppa?"
Chris- "I'd rather be-sick-on-my-own-face than drink that crap"
by Chris Gibbens October 2, 2007
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self own

when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!
jimmy self own 'd himself
by dude007 May 30, 2008
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