Funeral Orgies

When a person dies, their related family and friends go through a rough and rigorous grieving process. Some cry, some get angry, and some even jump off bridges. This has become such a devastating epidemic that funerals have started programs called funeral orgies. These programs, in an attempt to relieve those struggling with the grieving process, see the funeral home hold an open house for a single day to be used for adult shenanigans by those mourning. Similar to Mexico's Day of the Dead where they all celebrate the life of their passed family and friends, it is quite empowering and brings those who knew the deceased closure.

"Man, I was feeling bad, but ever since that funeral orgy, I've never felt better!"
"Hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies Saturday and Sunday?"

by @Mr.Toashty March 3, 2017

New Orleans

The contents of a toilet after muddbutt

ah that taco bell left the city of new orleans in the toilet

by Pete...... September 20, 2005

oogle

(v)to stare at a beautiful boy who makes your knees weak, your mouth drop, and whos smile gives you butterflies.

Me: Deven, you were totally oogleing at that boy
Deven: No i wasn't!!
Me: Admit it. you love him.
Deven: thats cause hes HOTT.

by mollie & deven November 18, 2006

ogle

a person with a very small brain capacity,can just about manage simple tasks. making dogs,one of the best noggin makers i have ever seen,

sent to store for blue rods came back with iron powders. equivillant of ging for tabs and coming back with a pound of apples,he's made another ogle

by davey fairs June 3, 2006

oogles

A weird mexican dude who lacks the skills required to pull a chick older than 14, but is still pretty rad because he gives free burger king and on the rare, drunk occasion, some damn good head.

A1: Dude i'm fuggen starving, lets go get some free food from oogles.

A2: Oogles is such a beaner.

A1: agreed.

by Jan homrady June 12, 2008

Ooglefracken

A word that you shout when you are uberly pissed off. Also a grand name for a future Terminator movie. Spoken with a German accent.

rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk u r so dum
Me: Awwww frick
rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk i cant believe u r talkin lyk dat omg lyk u no noting
Me: I can't take this anymore!! OOGLEFRACKEN!!!

by Jesse February 3, 2005

new orleans open sesame

N./V. the act of having one's lover or friend deficate, urinate, vomit, and/or ejaculate into the end of a crocodile mile(a slip and slide with a kid pool at the end), then sliding down, head first, with a wide open mouth, ready to enjoy all the tasty goodness.

Jon always begged me to take a dump in the crocodile mile, I had no idea he was gonna do a new orleans open sesame.

by howardversion1 July 29, 2010