Oceanup

A gossip site populated by overobsessedtween girls aged 4-12, who have a knack for Nick Jonas and the Jonas Brothers. Oceanup unfortunately hates Miley Cyrus, and is actually a cholo-loving gossip rag since it is quite fond of baby big head selena homez similar to Perez Hilton. It's different from Perez Hilton because Oceanup only reports on celebrities that appeals to its audience as stated above. They love to publish personal myspace/facebook pictures of celebrities, and also celebrities that no one cares about such as Zac Efron, Savannah Outen, and Taylor Momsen. The editors of Oceanup, who continue to remain anonymous, are probably around the age of 16 since the site is infested with grammatical and spelling errors. Taylor Swift has been known to read Oceanup, which is probably the stupidest thing she could possibly do, since she needs to get her ass back to her guitar and churn out love songs so oceanup readers will be satisfied next spring.

Girl 1:"omggg! i read about nick going out with selena homez on oceanup! i'm going to cut myself tonight!"

Girl 2: "yeah. i read ONTD my mind isn't suseptible to such crap"

by driedandoceanupped January 1, 2009

chase a growler to the ocean

take a dump

I've got to go chase a growler to the ocean

by bdub December 25, 2003

OceanUp

A really really STUPID website that is only read by tween to are wrapped around Miley Cyrus's fat finger.

That site is constantly stalking the latest celebrity that their audience is talking about. The audience ranges of idiots between the ages of 9-17 who are complete big mouths and know-it-alls.
Oceanup is like a country, with states that fight with eachother.
You have your huge MileyCyursLoving/SelenaGomezHating state, your smart DemiLovatoLoving state, the JonasBrothersLoving state, the small SelenaGomezLoving state, and the extremely tiny ILoveThemAll and IHateThemAll states.

This site proves that Miley Cyrus fans are annoying as fuck, and will attack you with the rest of their pack with comments such as "STOP HATING BITCH" and SHE IS HBIC" even if you say "I dislike Miley Cyrus." , whereas they will go "SELENA HOMEZ SUCKS" and "SELENA HOMEZ HAS A BIG HEAD" .

A total double standards website.

If Tim, the Oceanup owner, one day bans comments, I will literally laugh my ass off. NO MORE ARGUING FOR THE ANNOYING TEENYBOPPERS.

The ONLY way the won't argue is if the subject is on PMSing.

"Have you been on Oceanup today? That last post was soooo lame!"
"Ugh, No. I don't go on that raggety useless mileyloving site anymore. They all suck. False information alll the time."

"Whatever. It's fun to see people waste their time on celebrities who dont give a shit."
"I'm still not gonna go on. "

by djdanjaaax21 July 1, 2009

Ocean Springs

A welcoming and very artsy community located on the gulf coast of Mississippi. It has a fair share of decent shopping centers, good neighborhoods, and an exceptional school system.

It is also home to one of the VERY few school systems in Mississippi that do not enforce an atrocious, unnecessary uniform-style dress code in their teaching facilities.

We're moving to Ocean Springs?! That's great! I won't miss Gautier one bit, especially now since I can express myself in school without fear of receiving a detention or worse. They believe in freedom there.. they won't suspend you for having a cellphone.. or even take it away for that matter.

They actually have a Gamestop in Ocean Springs, y'know. It's not like most other small cities in Mississippi...

Man, I wish we could move to Ocean Springs, but the housing and apartments there are so expensive..

by ConfusedFoxGuy March 13, 2011

Astronaut in the Ocean

The worst song to ever exist. It’s another one of those rap artists trying to throw country into the mix and the lyrics don’t even make any sense?

Doug: “Hey John did you hear the song Astronaut in the Ocean yet?”
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.

by Matthewmcconaughey May 21, 2021

oceanside

A city located in Oceanside, California. Many Marines, Crips, Bloods, Mexican Gangs. A bad place to be if your wearing the wrong color. Especially watch out for the Bloods and going to the valley... Very dangerous...

I was visiting my cousin in oceanside and went to a then 20 samoan bloods surrounded me for wearing blue. I'm glad i was from out of town and they saw my Arizona license plate.

by The Poster July 24, 2006

OceanCity

Ocean City -- known for the best senior week parties for us in maryland...not a beach week or a 3month party like those jersey people have after graduation....its where all the beer is flowing in front of your face, the beach is right at your fingertips, and most of the people down there that have houses are spending as they say 'daddys money'...that is what high schoolers look forward too and what we college people will go to after high school cause we know how bangin it is down there....and no its not like the ocean city in jersey, cause up there in the "stepford" like town, us down here at ocean city, md have just as much money but know how to have a much better time.....

"dude, we are going to ocean city, did u get that 30 cause my house is open for the party"

by heather April 4, 2005