Ohio Northern University 

A college in the middle of bumfuck Egypt where the students get pummeled my endless amounts of homework causing them to go into, what can only be considered, alcoholism. The town-I'm sorry, not town, the little spit of Hell the school is located in is so dry and boring that every student has perfected their beer pong, beer bonging, beer shotgunning and other various drinking game skills because there isn't a single other fucking thing to do other than drink.

OSU Student #1: Who the hell are those two guys that crashed our party and are 10-0 at the beer pong table?
OSU Student #2: Oh, they're the kids from Ohio Northern University. They're good 'cause, there ain't nothing to do at that school but drink."
OSU Student #1: Northern? Poor bastards...

Ohio Northern University by Northern Black Swan January 28, 2014

ohio highway special

this is common phenomenon whereby on an n-laned highway in ohio, n drivers will drive side-by-side for several miles, thereby prohibiting passing in any lane. this isn't conspiratorial, just a fact for whatever reason. most common on 3 lane highways were you wouldn't think this should happen.

--you're running a little bit late.

--yeah, ran into an ohio highway special.

--i know how that goes!

ohio highway special by Ohio driver July 25, 2011

Ohio State 

Someone who identifies by the pronoun “the”.

“The other day my sibling told our family that their pronoun is now ‘The’. My sibling is an Ohio State.

Ohio State by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ohio nice 

Something that would only be considered acceptable in Ohio. Can be used as a compliment for trying or as a general insult. Usually based on at least two of the following: bad manners, outdated trends, poor hygiene, prevalence of Ohio sports team paraphernalia, hunting, general cheapness/tackiness, or fake tanning.

"I checked out that new Japanese place last night, but everyone was eating sushi with forks."
"Sounds Ohio nice."

"What a great idea to use mirrors under the centerpieces! This wedding is Ohio nice."

"That's some outfit. You look... Ohio nice."
"Fuck off."

Ohio nice by Northeast Nice April 17, 2010

Ohio Wesleyan 

A small liberal arts school known as OWU (Oh-Woo). Kids who get in have the impression that they can sail through, but the work is demanding and a lot of freshmen flunk out. The frat scene is very busy because there is nothing else to do in Delaware, Ohio. The students are smart and kind of preppy. It's a place where you can get an excellent education even though a lot of people haven't heard of it.

"Ohio Wesleyan? Isn't that near Des Moines?"

"Um, no. It's in Ohio, not Iowa you stupid East Coaster."

Ohio Wesleyan by bostonmom March 8, 2010

Ohio Bumblebee 

The act of stuffing your/another man's testicle(s) inside another man/woman's butthole.

Dave: I just gave Jennifer the meanest Ohio Bumblebee ever.
Jennifer: WHAT?

Ohio Bumblebee by TheStuffer December 26, 2012

ohio boy 

a mf from the ohioan fields of death

shut up cole you ohio boy

ohio boy by misu_micchii April 18, 2021