Charles Offdensen

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by NotHalByAnyChance February 2, 2023

Flaccid Offerings

The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.

No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.

by Urb Snake March 17, 2023

The Nick Offerman

To have intercourse with a partner( preferably one who is open to your advances) and upon climax, pull out your gun and fire a round laced with double entendre into the nigh sky.

news person: police were called to the scene due to reports of gunfire and screaming. luckily the suspect just pulled The Nick Offerman.

by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014

capital offense

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

by Downstrike September 26, 2004

Offensive

1. merely mentioning anything about your "lifestyle and/or preference to women"
2. reading a book for class that has the word gay on the cover(that in no way to sexuality)
3. watching a movie where a girl says she loves another girl in a friend way
4.anything having to do with gay rights

mother: what are you doing?
daughter: reading the advocate in the little corner of my room so as not to offend anyone with my gayness.
mother: your grounded

by ocfangurl March 16, 2005

Offensophile

The type of person that gets offended at the slightest thing in order to be seen to be politically correct. Typically, the person in question is getting offended on behalf of someone else. More often than not, the person has just reacted rather than considering what has been said.

The comments section in online news is just full of offensophiles these days.

by EvilMrB July 6, 2018

Offensive Lineman

Usually a 6'3 300 pound monster. The offensive lineman usually holds but hits like a truck.

Damn I bet he's a offensive lineman

by I am a lineman August 26, 2019