museos

British Sound Engineer’s Derogatory slang for musicians

Bunch of fuckin’ museos horsing around in the control room spilled a bloody drink in the mixing console!

by Horseraditch February 11, 2024

Museasm

Having an orgasm just by looking at someone.

“You’re so hot, you make me museasm.”

by bobent February 27, 2024

Museveni

A good leader and commonly likes to stay in power and their ambition is always to promote peace and stability in the country.

The new president is a Museveni

by thatguy_mt January 27, 2025

Aerospace Museum

Sex act where the man wraps his penis in tinfoil before oral sex. The woman should never look away from the man's penis, thus the 'museum' element.

Corey learned the hard way that it's important to smooth out the tinfoil before having your girl take you to the 'Aerospace Museum', however he did enjoy exclaiming 'Clean up in the cockpit!' afterward.

by MasterBlaster6999 January 12, 2012

Tune Muser

A person he wathces endless caroons such as Spongbob, speed racer, simpsons, family guy, etc.

This guy is a real tune muser. Get you headt out of Meg Griffin's butt.

by NJ Dude February 6, 2013

follis musem

A two word term used to describe the foolishness in both typos and the spedecial errors in one certain person's life... You know who you are!

(Commonly used through out common wealth of Pennsylvania)

Person 1: Help, the URL isn't working!
Person 2: You spelled follis musem, not fossil museum... You... How!??... UGHHGHGHH.

Person 3: This is follis musem in it's purest of forms.

by ASuperCoolGuy August 1, 2015

pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017