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museos

British Sound Engineer’s Derogatory slang for musicians
Bunch of fuckin’ museos horsing around in the control room spilled a bloody drink in the mixing console!
by Horseraditch February 11, 2024
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Musesick

#1 To become so overwhelmed by the intense brilliance of a live Muse show, that you are actually sick. A form of unpleasent musegasm.

#2 Any other artist with a similarly intense and brilliant live show that causes the above does not make music but musesick.
I went to see The Prodigy last night, they caused me to be musesick.
by Perjury November 12, 2010
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musestep

1. The fusion of dubstep and the band Muse; most prevalent in the 2nd Law album, which features some heavy bass influences.

2. Matthew Bellamy's vocals and a number of less-well known, Muse-exclusive sounds including eclectic percussion rhythms, slap bass, and keytar...produce this unique sound often confused with actual mainstream "Dubstep".

3. A noun used to represent the unique sounds created by one band only: Muse.
Until I came to my senses and realized they had created a whole new genre of music called musestep, I just thought they were playing old mainstream dub.
by Muse Goddess March 31, 2013
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Musers

A bunch of people who lip sync their way to fame 😂🙄
me: musers have no talent
by Lynne's August 14, 2016
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Museishen

Museishen makes some sad ass music
by Willie bobo October 13, 2018
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MUSES Syndrome

aka Multi-Sensory Sensitivity,

= chronic syndrome characterized by hyper- and/or hypo sensitivity affecting at least 4 of the 5 primary senses (smell, vision, hearing, taste and touch) and 4 of the 5 secondary senses (balance/movement, physical pain, emotional stress, temperature, and electromagnetic fields).

Caused exclusively by chronic carbon monoxide poisoning, although commonly not recognized. Misdiagnosed in 19th century as neurasthenia and hysteria and in the 20th century as chronic fatigue syndrome, fibromyalgia and multiple chemical sensitivity.
In "Fall of the House of Usher," Poe describes a textbook case of MUSES syndrome in Roderick Usher, who

"suffered much from a morbid acuteness of the senses:
insipid food was alone endurable, he could wear only garments of certain texture, the odors of all flowers were oppressive, his eyes were tortured by even a faint light, and there were but peculiar sounds, and these from stringed instruments, which did not inspire him with horror."
by HOHOHOCO November 19, 2010
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Museophreniac

A museophreniac is an individual suffering from museophrenia, a type of recurring delusional disorder in which the affected person believes that the band Muse is very talented.
"Dude, this chick I'm seeing is iceberg-melting hot, but she listens to Muse all day and all night and talks about how they invented classical music and other bogus shit."

"A museophreniac! Dump her ass before you get it too! There's no cure!"
by hipster_of_the_month May 23, 2013
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