mortal kombat drinking game

At any time someone screams "FINISH HIM" you must finish your drink regardless of what you have in your hand, are doing or what you are drinking.

Jonathan shouted, " FINISH HIM" and Banner had to chugged his beer. Banner is now having fun drunk. This is the mortal kombat drinking game!

by WolfmanNinja November 3, 2013

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

Morten

A sex machine

He is so Morten

by Dkdkfnfnfn February 20, 2017

James Morton

Sorry, never heard of him. If I had heard of him he'd definitely be tiny though...

"If I could imagine anyone being massively tiny with no guns whatsoever and extremely chubby, almost to the extent of blobby fleming, then his name would be James Morton...never heard of a James Morton though..."

by Wai Ho December 7, 2009

french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.

Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.

by ElongD69 November 7, 2017

Dirty Morton

The act of one taking a large sip of coke while simultaneously having their best friend smack their belly in a McDonald's Play Place while doing the floss.

I did a Dirty Morton.

by Beeg nene May 17, 2020

Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.

"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."

by FTOWC August 14, 2020