bogus monster

descriptive of a circumstance or object that is ridiculously bogus or incredulous.

That's totally bogus monster, dude.

by INACT1VE March 4, 2011

monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.

the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.

by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009

King of the monsters

GOD fuckin ZILLA

GODZILLA is king of the monsters

by tguvtd July 1, 2018

Desire Monster

Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.

Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.

by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021

Roll Monster

One who has many rolls and can often be described as one that rapes the pantry and steals twinkies from little kids lunch pales.

The roll monster is suspected of consuming many food items.

The roll monster often hides food in its rolls for hibernation

by KILLKEV November 19, 2004

Scrazzle Monster

Someone who is cheap, stingy, or scruffy looking

Person 1: Dude you been campin on that blunt, ya "scrazzle monster"

by RE1015 May 3, 2010

Sussy monster

Some dude on xc good at pacing workouts. He also nuts in sophomores and their older sisters

One day Travypatty walked in on Sussy monster in his room. Some say there was a cumbrella after this.

by Xc-team November 1, 2023