Mourning Glory

Masturbating at a funeral. Often performed as a dare, sometimes as a form of closure.

It was a really beautiful service. It was open casket, so I enjoyed some mourning glory.

by Gabio July 7, 2011

The morning after pill

Sometimes emergency contraception is needed to prevent pregnancy after sex - for example, if the pill is missed, a condom breaks or in the case of being sexually assaulted. The morning after pill is a form of emergency contraception that must be started within 72 hours of having unprotected sex.

Girls- if u r raped or whatever make sure u take the morning after pill!!!

by ball_master September 19, 2005

Morning Cup of Tea

The first urination of the day.

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.

by Dode May 25, 2009

Morning Scratch

The prolonged scratching session to a man's junk in the morning. Usually done before getting out of bed or while on the toilet.

oh jeeze, I really need a morning scratch!..............Ah yeah.........there we go.

by venatio April 4, 2010

Morning Woot

Extreme excitement when someone wakes up in the morning.

John screamed as he was woken up by morning woot.

by e.p.ftw August 11, 2011

happy morning sitdown

A polite way of saying 'Taking a shit', used by a presenter on a London radio station.

How can people be happy in Australia, where you have to check the entire room before taking your happy morning sitdown?

by MisterLister November 8, 2010

early morning hentai

Action of squirting in front of naked anime characters. This is obviously done after waking up in the early morning.

After a hard suffering sleep of 3 hours, because I was playing some hardcore cs last night, and I have work in 30 minutes, I shall do some early morning hentai for boost-up my moral. Squirt squirt :)

by spirit9111 March 2, 2009