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Land Mine

For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.
>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there

>>You mean that grenade?

>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade

>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?

>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...

>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard
by fuckjerseyshore August 5, 2010
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Weak-Minded

Dumbass who believes all that bullshit about there being cookies on the dark side.
Evil dude: "Join the dark side of the force, we got cookies!".
Weak-Minded: "Ok".
by Haddadro August 22, 2011
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Minden

Hell-hole. A never-ending black hole of boring-ness. Also, the education system teaches you how to use hypens improperly and the only place to hang out is Walmart.
Yea, chill-- at the Minden Wal-MART!
by livingproof. May 27, 2011
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Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent
Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!
by Joey May 27, 2004
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young-minded

not mature, inexperienced, naive, lacking intelligence
Bobby could not hold a job because he was young-minded.
by Anndee March 27, 2007
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open minded

I've known fashion models who are open minded; they're very attractive and regularly hook up with both guys and girls.
by K Joyce May 5, 2015
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maneesh

one badass motherfucker whose name means "a genius or an intellectual". he lives up to his name, while also being the life of the party.
Maneesh is smart, but he still loves getting drunk on mondays...
by wpolochk December 14, 2008
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