Micro Unit

A bitch (or bloke) that is small in terms as height, but is so fat they could crush the entire Vatican city.

Woah dat bitch is a fucking micro unit!
You fucking micro unit!

by Analbumparty_1233 June 6, 2019

microcomedian

Comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter.

Posted to one of the funniest Twitter accounts I know: "Good morning to my favorite microcomedian!"

by OG-BB1966 August 1, 2019

microcomedy

The art of comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter. Someone who engages in said art is called a microcomedian.

Chrissy Teigen brings microcomedy to a whole new level. Totes addicted to her Twitter feed.

by OG-BB1966 August 2, 2019

micro-sized

A category of residential designs that have 400 sq. ft.or less of area. Loft space is not included in the area but must comply with Appendix Q of the International Residential Code.

Unlike a tiny home on wheels, the micro-sized home is built on a foundation.

by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019

microboofing

Microdosing up your butt.

I've been microboofing a lot more during quarantine.

by brooklyn hipster May 5, 2020

Micro-meltdown

Spreading out a full blown meltdown into tiny bits so no one notices

LJ: Dude why you always so chill? What’s your secret?
Dude: Micro-meltdowns yo, all the time. Life’s good. Life’s hard.

by Chebsac October 26, 2020

Micro CV

A very small CV that only contains employment history/education history that relates to the job being applied for.

"Have you created a Micro CV for waitressing jobs?"
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".

by EmploymentAdvisor April 27, 2021