Tiffani Microsafe

a very annoying human, always playing afl evolution and ignoring mary.

tiffani microsafe is an idiot, but is a god at houseparty calls.

by renegade.me May 4, 2020

Microsoftize

A global or transnational corporation that desires/attempts to monopolize the global market, outsource valuable jobs to economically lesser developed regions/countries, and obliterate competitors within the same business sector. The prefix "micro-" is misleading, as Microsoft is not by any means a small corporation.

Microsoft Corporation has often attempted to Microsoftize the global market through their computer services, especially in the United States. As a result, several antitrust lawsuits have been filed against the multi-billion dollar corporation.

by SnoopAYBE January 12, 2005

microdoft

Stolen Microsoft Software IE Illegal!

Microdoft Windows 7

by iknowthisstuff September 21, 2013

Microsoftie

It's what Bill Gates has when he gets out of bed in the morning!

See: Small Penis

Bills Wife: God Bill thats a Microsoftie I see there!

Bill: I'm working on a program in C++ to increase the size.

by Derick Knobcheese September 15, 2004

microdot

LSD or Mescaline in the form of a pill that is usually less than an eighth-inch in diameter.

LSD can come in liquid, gel, paper, or microdot form.

by yon sved November 26, 2003

Microsoftie

(n)1. One who relies soley on Microsoft products and services.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.

Laird is a microsoftie. He's gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.

by Tomas September 13, 2004

Morosoft

A smart person who doesn't know what they are doing. (A smart idiot)

Person 1: *Gets a license*
Person 2: Wow! You're really smart!
Person 1: Aw... Thanks!
Person 2: Can you help me study for my license?
Person 1: Sure! *Tries to help you study but doesn't remember anything*
Person 2: Wow. You're such a morosoft.

by MidnightRider2000 November 14, 2013