message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

Message spam

Message spam is NOT when someone is sending may messages as a part of a bigger message. It's when someone sends many annoying messages with repetitive content, commonly tags which cause a notification.

Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Guy 2: wtf stop the message spam

by This Username is mine March 26, 2018

Message tees

Message tees are a great way to spread the word visually and make an impact. Your message tee can contain one word, words, images, art, photos, a combination. A form of spoken word poetry, a call to action. A great way to talk back. Multilingual message tees would express the value of our nation’s great strength, it’s diversity.

What would your message tee say?
Have you seen the latest keep your head up soldiers of justice and true American values message tees?

I want in on new wave artivism message tees.

by anonymous July 14, 2019

Massages

a pornstar who likes to massage someone or selling her body for a profitable gain

Your Massages friend uses her hand so well

by Official Diksyunaryow June 11, 2021

Message

Urban dictionary people, do you need help? Allow this message to go through if you do, and tell me your location. help is on the way.

Message for all urban dictionary workers. We wish you the best of luck.

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022

message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".

Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008