Max

Max is a great, handsome, and such a caring guy. He's an amazing bestfriend and you can't help falling in love with him. He makes a great partner in crime and in the bedroom.

Max is my bestfriend and my boyfriend

by -chywolfchicka- May 18, 2018

Max

A good person at heart, yet they are very negative on the outside. They tend to push out all options of happiness instead of striving to find it. They think the only solution to life is to end themselves. They are really funny and sweet, they just doubt it 24/7 (Which definitely becomes annoying over time). They don't make for a very good partner since they think that love doesn't exist.

"Is that Max over there? Gosh, he's so negative"

"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."

by The all knowing idiot November 24, 2018

Max

A tall but skinny creature who has better acceleration than a cheetah. He is often put off as number 2 but don’t underestimate his speed.

That boy’s a Max.

by Big Man 62 September 5, 2019

a Max

1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave

"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."

"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."

by LargePeterson July 17, 2018

Max

Gay shit

Fuck off max

by Uwanker37427 March 14, 2020

Max

An asshole that is an actual pedofile who brags about all the "great" stuff they do and makes fun of anyone who does anything different

Yo f**k Max, that dude is an a**hole

by Oofsanity December 15, 2017

Max

All Max's LOVE drugs and crime. They love committing fraud and taking psychedelic drugs. They hate humans but love animals. They hate women for MANY MANY reasons. They hate the government. They hate all people. They are depressed. But they LOOOOOVE money

Max

by Aleizi April 29, 2013