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Making The Closing

1. The act of closing a store.
2. Written on a resume belonging to a foreigner (usually of French background) when referring to what he/she has done in previous jobs.
3. When shooting the shit, something said just to continue a conversation (Usually with a sexual undertone or meaning).
1. Who's making the closing tonight?
2. I look forward to making the closing at your store.
3. Why don't the two of you come over and make the closing with us?
Making The Closing by Ryan Butao January 19, 2008
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Making Pudding 

To have sex with your significant other before a shower.
Bob: "Lets go Make Pudding girl."
Girl: "I'll get the shower ready."

Friend:" Were you Making Pudding?"
Making Pudding by Steffanie Pirate January 28, 2009

making pancake batter 

It is When it is nice and hot out, you start sweating between you balls and leg so much, that it feels like you are making pancake batter.
"If it gets any hotter, I will be making pancake batter."
making pancake batter by HardBark September 19, 2009

making love 

like sex, with added feeling
"making love is only possible if the love is already there"

Making Knuckle children 

Making Love 

When two people in love create passionate sex together
Chad : Oh Kiersten do you remember when we enjoyed Making Love after work together every night of the week!
Kiersten : Uh we never Made Love you stopped by my place fucked me real quick and then went home to your wife!
Chad : Yeah that's true but I did love fucking your pussy and sucking your tit's!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chad : Remember when I was fucking you the neighbors pounded on the window and told us to shut up so I put a pillow over your face?
Kiersten : YOU ASSHOLE!
Chad : Remember when I fucked you in the asshole and made you squeal like a pig?
Kiersten : Remember when I kicked you in the balls and made you throw up?
Chad : No when did that happen?
Kiersten : Now!
Chad : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God Damn!
Making Love by SlopNChop July 27, 2017

Marking Your Territory 

When two people who are in love “Mark each other’s territories” by urinating on one another.
“Bro I peed on my girl last night.”

That’s dope dude, I’m proud of you for marking your territory.”