march 27

The date of someone who was born as a dumb fuck

Person 1:u were born on March 27 person 2:yeah I know I’ma dumb fuck

by Pe3nnooo October 27, 2019

March 28

The Queen of Pop's birthday: Lady Gaga a.k.a Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Cynthia Germanotta + Joseph Germanotta - Comdom = Stafani Germanotta (on March 28 )

by @unpetitmonstre_ June 14, 2012

March 29

March 29 is national piss day. national piss day is where everyone pees nonstop to celebrate Pisstopher Dick, the person who invented peeing

son: Dad! i can’t stop peeing

Dad: it must be March 29

by banana_cunt69420 January 21, 2020

March 22 2005

a way of saying you love jesus

"I March 22 2005 a lot"

by realhuman64.5 October 10, 2018

March 24th

National Thick day. The day to celebrate your thickness.
And if you were born on this day, you're either slim thick, or will be slim thick.

Girl 1: "It's March 24th!"
Girl 2: "Let's celebrate our thickness!"

Girl 1: "I was born on March 24th!"
Girl 2: "You're thick as hell, girl!"

by anonymous September 12, 2020

March 23

people who are born on this day wanna fuck draco malfoy, they’re in love with him

“draco malfoy is so hot!!!”
“lol you’re so march 23, silly goose!”

by ceermite September 13, 2020

March 20

March 20 is Tell your crush you like them Day. On this day, you tell your crush you like them, and there aren't any consequences since you're probably quarantined due to the coronavirus.

"Hey, so I really like you. I'm only telling you now because it's March 20."

by trashiestoneyet March 20, 2020