Mayonnaise

An instrument

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Lies)

by Lovelyjollylocks December 6, 2016

Mayonnaise

Redneck version of saying man there is

Mayonnaise a lot of people here today

by Redneck2004 February 21, 2019

Manson

Manson is the stage name of Mike Waters. He is the right hand man/business partner of Bubba the Love Sponge. He is a multi-talented member of the long running comedy radio show “The Bubba the Love Sponge Show” based in Tampa Bay, Florida. He is known as “the best parody man” in radio, as evidenced by his prolific output of songs and comic bits.

Manson is a parody badass!!!

by Dean Gallberry April 3, 2019

manonmansplaining

When, in the absence of women to be condescending towards, one of two or more men temporarily assumes the role traditionally occupied by the female in such an exchange. The mansplainee, as it were.

"No, no, no Derek, not at all. What Foucault actually meant by that was that academia itself is the panopticon."

"Of course I knew that John, I've a DPhil from Cambridge after all. Just because you went to Oxford is no ground for manonmansplaining."

"I say, don't get cross. Though you do look so jolly adorable when you're angry."

by Bulgakov November 12, 2022

thigh mayonaise

after i fucked my girlfriend i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg. the same thing as spunk, jism, cum etc.

cum, sperm, jism, spunk. i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg.

by JAMES BRADY October 29, 2007

vagina mayonaise

White goo that leaks from a woman's pink taco

Vagina mayonaise was all over her pink taco

by Two can chew November 28, 2015

Patti Mayonaise

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.

Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!

by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 23, 2016