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National give your girl your hoodie month

national give your girl your hoodie day is just an excuse for your girl to take your hoodie, its literally been said for every month for the past few years that national give your girl your hoodie month was every single month. Like if you just want my hoodie just ask for it dont make up a fake holiday
Me: My girl wants my hoodie for national give your girl your hoodie month
My homie: Dude she said that last month, and the month before, and the month before that, and the month before that, like bro maybe your homie wants your hoodie.
Me: what?
Homie: what?
by se November 5, 2019
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Montgomery

A sexy boy with lots of beautiful hair and lots of money also very fit as he goes to an expensive gym
Oh my god a super sexy Montgomery walked past me the other day but he didn't give a crap
by CharlesDickens23421 December 22, 2018
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the best comedy ever to appear on the telly

monty python's flying circus was a show that ran in the 70's.

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Graham Chapman,
John Cleese,
Terry Gilliam,
Eric Idle,
Terry Jones,
and Michael Palin
doing random skits about nothing in perticular. among the famous ones were the dead parrot, spanish inqusition, lumberjack, fish slapping, nudge nudge and spam sketches.
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this parrot wouldn't go "boom" if i put five thousand volts through it

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SPAM!

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by simosezso January 22, 2007
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first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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monty python

A satirical British comedy group consisting of Michael Palin, John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Terry Jones, Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam. It is full of simultaneously intelligent and infantile humour, the likes of which can send you to the floor convulsing. It has produced a television series, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' along with four movies: The Meaning of Life, The Holy Grail, And Now For Something Completely Different and my personal favourite, Life of Brian.
My LTW is to see Monty Python perform live.
by Tyolin March 14, 2008
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Montreal Screwjob

The Montreal Screwjob was the real life double-crossing of defending WWF Champion Bret Hart by Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), during the main event match of the professional wrestling pay-per-view event Survivor Series held on November 9, 1997 at the Molson Centre in Montreal, Quebec. A secret change of the match's pre-determined finish (known as a "screwjob" in professional wrestling parlance) was devised by McMahon and discussed with Hart's match opponent, Shawn Michaels. The plan was executed when the match referee, Earl Hebner, under orders from McMahon, called for the bell to ring and ended the match as Michaels held Hart in the Sharpshooter submission hold (Hart's signature finishing move), even though Hart had not submitted. Michaels was declared the victor by submission and crowned as the new WWF Champion, even as Hart and the audience demonstrated their outrage.
by Quentin M.Harris May 26, 2008
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Slap ass month 🤡

Slap ass month is the gayest shit ever and honestly is just sum dumb shit some horny 14 year old made hoping to touch some ass
Josh:hehe Ima slap this bitches ass
Andrew: dude what the fuck is wrong with you
Josh: it’s slap ass month 🤡
Andrew: I’m boutta slap the shit outta you
by Someone not fucking retarded September 30, 2019
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