moking

a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.

"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"

"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"

by Natasha Everette June 9, 2010

Moked Out

Completely fucked up on some sort of illegal substance.

I was so moked out last night bro; that i totally puked in my britches dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

moke

A backhand slap directed towards male reproductive organs. Usually found amongst gatherings of teen boys.

omg I just gave George a moke that made him cry.

by The_Deej February 12, 2009

Mokes

Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS

E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.

by SwanSong2010 April 25, 2010

[I'm ok]

It's when someone not ok

"Hi you ok?"

Yeah, I'm ok

by Lilwaterpump March 29, 2019

Mokele-Mbembe

A beast animal that rules ass and is beast.I havea Mokele-Mbembe named George

George is a beast

by Penguin-Mokele-Mbembe April 9, 2003

Mokey

1.) a common misspelling of monkey

2.) annoying little meanie child

3.) a nickname you give to friends, enemies, and random people

1.) *texting* girl: hey i want a pet mokey
guy: don't you mean monkey?

2.) "man, my little brother is such a mokey!"

3.) "hey, what's up mokey!"
"nothing, how about you! did you see that mokey the other day?"

by C.J. the Mokey Girl August 25, 2009