Marooned

When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?

You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.

by Nibblet of the unknown March 24, 2022

marionette_fnaf87

Marionette_fnaf87 the best trans fnaf youtuber that got famous off of yt shorts

Marionette_fnaf87 is the best youtuber

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Martine

A unique,funny and smart girl

Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment

You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her

Omg look at that fine babe, must be a Martine

by Blæhh June 7, 2022

Marionette

A puppet from Five nights at freddys who possesses charlotte Emily

person:Hey Marionette how are you
Marionette:good

by Fnaf_fan123 June 8, 2022

Martined

The act of getting pegged by your wife.

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night

by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023

Marroners Welcome

Marroners Welcome is a greeting used by trolls whom message people who are new to Instagram.

The marroners Welcome goes like "Hey what's up marroner? Welcome to Instagram! Try not to post any dick pics now, or else that would be a tragedy!"

by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023

Marroners Welcome

The marroners Welcome is a greeting used by Internet trolls whom message new Instagram accounts. It basically welcomes a person to Instagram and tells them not to post any dick pics as it would result in bad consequences. Hence that's why it would be a tragedy!

The marroners Welcome goes like this "Hey what's up marroner? Welcome to Instagram! Try not to post any dick pics now! Or else that would be a tragedy!

by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023