F.M.L.H.I.T.A 

fuck my life hard in the ass

This is my second DUI, F.M.L.H.I.T.A.

F.M.L.H.I.T.A by Cristi_Cream November 15, 2010

I dont know, I'm not a Doctor 

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.

Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.

I dont know, I'm not a Doctor by Owen Finnegan June 11, 2007

i'm on a boat 

When your a boss chillin on a boat wearin a tuxedo then a cookin outfit and some stunner shades. While rappin and ridin real dolphins and climbing buoys rather than those motherfuckin trees getting leaves up your ass.

"Take a picture trick, I'm on a boat bitch. We drinking the Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies."

"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"

i'm on a boat by Chantel Cliche April 14, 2009

i'm not a model 

I'M NOT A MODEL is a new urban brand and the fashion house of luxurious comfort. Loungewear label for after-workout, after-party, i'm going shopping, just watching TV, chillin' with my boyfriend, walking my dog moments in life...

Thank you, but nope - I'm not a model!

i'm not a model by ednoror February 22, 2008

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

I’m in a pickle 

pickle could be synonym to: A difficult situation.

Applied for a job with the competition and my current employer found out. The competition is hesitant on hiring me and I'm about to get fired from my current job. "I’m in a pickle"

I’m in a pickle by The sandlot November 28, 2013

I'm on a Boat 

When you're an unstoppable force, one with the sea, the king of the world, etc. Drinking Santana champagne, wearing flip flops, fucking mermaids, and riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit is also recommended. Derived from the song, "I'm on a Boat ft. T-Pain" by The Lonely Island.

Man, I'm on a boat today! Banged a mermaid chick, did flips and shit, and a lot more. Damn, I wish I had a time machine. I would be on a boat tomorrow.

I'm on a Boat by AssCon July 13, 2010