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Lobster Life

A game where a bunch of people go on top of a couch crawling on top of each other saying "lobster life" slowly.
Hey guys, want to play some lobster life?
by Comso November 23, 2009
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lobster goose

A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.
I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!
by cassa1111 November 13, 2009
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Lobster Tits

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.
I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.
by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011
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If Looks Could Kale Burger

A special burger that's topped with kale
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If Looks Could Kale Burger, it comes with kale!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Red hot lobster

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.
by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014
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Corey's a Lobster!

Corey (or anyone else for that matter) is someone commonly called a "Lobster" when he is acting stupid, weird or annoying.
Corey: *Makes a weird sound in class*
Student 1: what was that?
Student 2: He's calling for a female Lobster to mate with.
Student 3: Corey's a Lobster!
by Lee Pong May 7, 2009
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she looks like sex

describing a girl whose body appears to be built specifically for sex
guy 1: damn look at her shes hot
guy 2: yeah, she looks like sex
by dboyfromdahood March 10, 2012
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