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lockerism

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.
i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.
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locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.
"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."
by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019
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locker diving

The end of the school year ritual where teachers and poor kids comb through the trash thrown out by other students as they clean out their lockers in search of usable school supplies for the next school year such as pens, pencils, and unused paper.
"Did you see the haul Mrs. Wright got locker diving? She ended up with about 5,000 pages of notebook paper, twenty binders, fifty five pencils and thirty pens!"
"Yeah, she's set for next years Algebra 1 math class."
by Daniel H. B. May 28, 2023
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national locker room day

Let’s go to the locker room, it’s national locker room day!
by bigdoubleyou March 3, 2022
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locker run

The act of opening a line of lockers, then closing them as you run to the other side.
Person A: I got bored in the locker room, so I decided to do a locker run.
Person B: Must've been noisy.
by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019
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soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman

when u leave all ur cumin ur moms vagina and the bust a fattie in ur mom shampoo ill show my pean to ur family
soggy meat seamen locker njacob berman
by lilbilchildbeater March 21, 2020
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The pink Locker

Another name for your girlfriend's twat vagina p**** stinker
When my girlfriend smuggles dope she puts it in the pink Locker
by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023
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