lateral beauty

Someone who looks attractive from the side but not from the front.

Person 1: Damn, did you see that guy? He is hot!
Person 2: Wait till you see him head-on.
Person 1: Yikes! Now that is some lateral beauty.

by Wog October 19, 2004

i literally can't even

Usually a girl says it meaning they can but they don't want to or they are in shock or just can't belive somthing

Omg Becky look at this pic Jenny posted of me like I literally can't even I look so fat

by jc caylen is sexy as fuck October 24, 2015

Stupid Liberal

Just another Liberal.

That stupid liberal believes that making the government control people's wealth, guns and religion equals freedom!

by ColdRedRain April 26, 2005

Literary Homosexuals

One who speaks with correct pronunciation and in old english. They are commonly found in rich urban areas throughout the United States. They usually have a habit of correcting others grammar and oral language. They find themselves to be completely perfect at the language of English, and deny anybody correcting them if they do indeed happen to make a mistake. They can become extremely annoying over time and can even cause people to question they're sexuality preference.

Literary Homosexuals:

They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"

They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.

"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.

These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.

by steph422 September 9, 2011

literal trash

A scene way to compliment thy self in the uttermost respect of your being a trashy scenester. (Almost similar to being a sick grunge m8)

Her, with her ripped jeggings and her saggy beanie ejecting her spiky side fringe (only on the LEFT because she knows she is never alRIGHT) into the air while she ponders upon her scenester look and congratulates herself for being... The most perfect of "Literal Trash", is absolutely correct, for the first time in her life, as she knows... It can't get any trashier than the scene life. "Congratulations once again," She whispers under her breath for only herself to hear "You perfect pile of literal trash".

by Trashy Snitch April 5, 2016

Litericous

Lit·er·i·cous
/lĭtərĭshəs/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦

1. something that is lit and delicious at the same time.

"that cake was litericous"

𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘴: delicious delectable, mouthwatering, appetizing, tasty,

delicious, flavorful, toothsome, palatable

𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘴: unpalatable

2. something that is of great pleasure.

"that magic trick was litericous"

𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘴: breathtaking, awe-inspiring, magnificent, wonderful,

amazing, stunning, staggering, imposing, stirring, impressive

𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘴: unimpressive

"that cake was litericous"

"that magic trick was litericous"

by DylanPaterson June 10, 2018

literature rape

is when you have such a great opening statement to your speech that the audience gets aroused in the Shakespearean type of a way. Literaturelly.

When the ice breaker is so good you can feel it in your heart you have successfully performed a literature rape on your audience.

by 4GreenTeam20 November 10, 2018