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lace curtain

It's when you take a slice of swiss cheese, drape it over a woman's vagina, and then eat her out.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah, she was so hot I'd give her a lace curtain on the first date. AND I'd let her eat the cheese."

Guy 1: "That is so beautiful, man."
by Renegadecat October 12, 2009
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lacerte

The sexiest mfer to walk the planet. Lacerte is found in girls dreams and it usually gets a lil wet
I wanna have sex with Lacerte!
by jlac123 January 31, 2023
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lace me up

"Brandon Ehl Hughes and Alek Black are going to lace me up said, Adrian up. REAL TALK!"
by Kotak123 September 26, 2012
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Lacey

A crazy, rude, nasty person on the inside and out. She isn't anyone you would ever want to be friends with because she will betray you and ditch you over a guy that will probably end up breaking her heart anyway. Her friendship isn't worth your time. She is a slut, but guys don't even like her. She will be one of the most unattractive girls you will ever meet.
Lacey is absolutely crazy
by Roxy-Ray(:: August 2, 2011
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laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.
Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.
by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011
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Lacey

Lacey is such a hoe
by Megan Gwynne May 3, 2019
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Lacey

The biggest bitch you will ever meet she is obsessed with boys and stalks them in instagram if you ever come across a lacey be carefull she will chat shit about you and all your friends don’t fall for her traps once ur in it’s hard to escape once u fall out just let her go she also can’t slit her eyebrows or fight to save her life
Lacey slit her eyebrow do try and impress mason, it didn’t work he hooked up with another girl
by Potato🙃 February 2, 2020
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