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landon-typical boy

landon guys have huge egos
girl 1: whats that thing around that landon guy's head?
girl 2: his ego
by pride January 8, 2005
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lawsonotch

Of or protaining to a person that displays the characteristics of a nonotch.
The lawsonotch got shanked by Roth when he touched his shoe after being warned.
by Paul Brown May 1, 2006
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Ladson

A town surrounded by nothing but trees and construction. They've been expanding College Park Road for over two years and still haven't finished.

Turn the corner onto Crowfield Boulevard and voila, you're in Goose Creek. You either went to Westview or College Park and everyone gets thrown into Stratford. Traffic before and after school makes everyone late and want to shoot themselves especially when Officer Coffey conducts traffic.

The drivers here are a joke; either they drive 10 under on College Park Road or drive 90 on I-26. Red lights and yield signs don't exist so watch out.

The only good thing about Ladson was the Vinnys Pizza but Goose Creek stole it from us and now all we have is a Marco's Pizza. We have two grocery stores (a Food Lion and a Bi-Lo) and about 300 gas stations just on College Park Road for no reason.

It's a piece of shit town filled with rich white people, trailer trash white people, and wannabe black white people. Nothing has changed about this place in many, many years except for the Burger King becoming a Sonic and the Hess becoming a Speedway.

You can't get lost here because all we have is two basic main roads (College Park Road and Ladson Road) but once you turn off of Ladson Road, you're on your own because now you're in Summerville. We're basically smushed between Summerville and Goose Creek.

Ladson is underdeveloped and seemingly over populated. Everyone lives here but works in Summerville, Charleston or Mount Pleasant.
Friend: Where do you live?
Me: Ladson.
Friend: Where's that?
Me: It's basically Goose Creek.
by hellahomie August 1, 2016
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Lansing Suprise

When you go to Art Van Furnature and buy a love seat on clearance. That night, you decided to have Indian Food. You think to yourself, "damn... my shit will be runny and hot tonite.#windyshit" Suddenly realizing that perhaps today wasn't the best day to both replace your toilet and get Indian food, you desperately search for a place to shit.

The smell of a brand new, cheaply produced Art Van couch pulled you right in... you took of a coushion and hover over the painful springs

"Ow!" You say "spicy, spicy,spicy," you shout. "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, the Indians have fucked my ass!" The runny diarrhea comes out of your asshole Ronnie and spicy runny and spicy spicy and runny and seeps into the cracks of the brand new couch. At first, you smell shit, but then, the 24 hour artificial couch with preservative Kickin and it starts to smell like citrus.

The next day, the preservative was wearing off. You went back to Art Van to return the couch but they won't let you because you got it on clearance so you shit on it again and drive through the display window with your 1998 Chevy Silverado and dump the shity couch on a fucked up matress.
"Oh fuck"

"What is it Manager Dave?"

"We've got another Lansing Suprise."

"Oh shit"
by AsherBigCock June 18, 2018
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Langone

A cool laid back guy who doesn’t give no fucks
The coolest guy at school
A pimp
A lady killer
by Where The Fat Hos At ?! June 9, 2018
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Landon

Likes public swimming pools. Likes them so much he nearly died in one!!!!!!!
Damn, did you see Landon in that pool?
by Papafung April 26, 2020
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Landon and Natalie

Landon and Natalie. The most strongest long distance couple there is. They will always manage to work through their differences and any problem that tries to get in the way. Although they have gone through a lot, they are still 10 months strong and will continue to stay that way because it will always be Landon and Natalie against the world forever and always.
stranger 1: “Woah, they’re a really amazing couple”

Stranger 2: “They must be a Landon and Natalie!”
by natalieramennoodles October 23, 2020
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