LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.
During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020
Get the LIFTS situationmug. A Gentleman’s Lift is a golfing term and refers to when a ball lands in a difficult spot. The player can move the ball to a more favorable area without incurring a penalty stroke. One club length is the widely accepted distance the ball can be moved, although the distance can vary from player to player.
Mike: “Wow, what a brutal tee shot!! Why did I use my driver??? I never hit it straight!”
Jamie: “Why don’t you just take a Gentleman’s Lift?”
Mike: “What’s a Gentleman’s Lift?”
Jamie: “Pick up your ball from that terrible spot and move it to a better spot”
Mike: “But won’t I incur a penalty stroke for that?”
Jamie: “Not at all, that’s the beauty of a Gentleman’s Lift!”
Jamie: “Why don’t you just take a Gentleman’s Lift?”
Mike: “What’s a Gentleman’s Lift?”
Jamie: “Pick up your ball from that terrible spot and move it to a better spot”
Mike: “But won’t I incur a penalty stroke for that?”
Jamie: “Not at all, that’s the beauty of a Gentleman’s Lift!”
by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020
Get the A Gentleman’s Liftmug. Bodily bruises, scars, and pain - the exact origin of which is unknown - most likely caused by strength training.
Person 1: Wtf are these ankle bruises from; am I being shackled without my knowledge??
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?
by satanic_t0ast August 14, 2021
Get the lift-matamug. Person 1:My biceps have been getting a good work out lately.
Person 2:Oh you have been lifting of the rice bag with your lady lately.
Person 2:Oh you have been lifting of the rice bag with your lady lately.
by nagrathea May 13, 2011
Get the lifting of the rice bagmug. A more 'family friendly' way of saying a boner
Often seen on signs if you have a dirty mind "Main Lift"
Often seen on signs if you have a dirty mind "Main Lift"
Guy 1 - Yeah, my girlfriend slipped in the shower and made me go in and help her
Guy 2 - Woah, nice
Guy 1 - Yeah, i got a total man lift
Guy 2 - Woah, nice
Guy 1 - Yeah, i got a total man lift
by The man lifter August 26, 2013
Get the Man Liftmug. The act of scratching your own balls using only one hand. Directions are to use your thumb to lift the dick off the itchy sack while simultaneously “scraping” your finger downward relieving the itch.
“Dude, I was holding my girls hand and my balls were really itchy, so I had to use the lift and scrape so I wouldn’t ruin the moment.“
by Dong demarco February 8, 2022
Get the Lift and scrapemug. when you feel depressed but seeing a really pretty person makes you feel better because you are horny for them (moos as a reference to the german word for "bush").
by JosDickPics April 4, 2018
Get the lifts my moosmug.