knob jock

the most aussie word ever!! Used to describe a real annoying dikhead

sik aussie kunt: steve is such a knob jock
Idoiot skip: Whats that?
sik aussie kunt shakes his head and walks away

by ARKELZ December 13, 2007

sweater knobs

noun- synonym for female breasts.

Does that teacher have sweater knobs or what?

by iocaoo June 27, 2010

vodka knob

The tendancy of the penis to experience sharp pain when urinating following a night of heavy drinking which does not have to involve vodka.

Dave: Hey John, I've got vodka knob
John: Oops, too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007

sex knob

Another term for thee wank,cock,dick, etc

"Man Burt has the smallest sex knob around"

"My sex knob recieved a little turning last night"

"All Philleepay does is play around with his unusaully weird shaped sex knob"

by Phileepay August 18, 2006

soggy knob

post toileted penis when its soft and dribbling and cold not to be mistaken with soggy dick!

do not poke your girlfriend in the arm with a soggy knob as then you will be put on restrictions

by thelittlekiwi February 16, 2005

Turning knobs

The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.

Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.

by AngelFace42 June 12, 2018

Knob Throbber

A chick (or otherwise) who gives every guy that sees them a major boner.

Jenny is such a Knob Throbber, that hard-on didn't go away for hours.

by dickmonger March 3, 2009