anti-jizz

When referring to a person, the complete opposite of fun or a good time or ruins everything when they enter the room.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.

Dude, my girl was giving me dome and she vomited all over my dick!

Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.

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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!

Man, thats the anti-jizz

by DJWeich March 7, 2008

Reverse jizz

An expression to be used solely at times of utmost revulsion.

When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.

Douchebag 1: Dude, that chick's so ugly I just reverse jizzed.

Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. ಠ_ಠ

by BrewBrewXx April 18, 2010

Just jizz January

All of January just let it all!

Yo guys let it out it’s just jizz January

by Paigeala November 1, 2019

jizzbomb-bagboom

When you wank so much that your testicles explode.

Guy #1: Did you jizzbomb-bagboom?
Guy #2: Yeah... And now I have to see a doctor (sigh)

by Leighmur May 26, 2006

Jizzathon

Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.

"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"

by ThenIJizzedNMyPants April 2, 2009

jizz pit

a jizz pit is a sluts pussy

dude i didnt even wanna stick my finger in that jizz pit! that swamp donkey(slut) was rank!!!

by Kyle Prosko April 1, 2007

Jizz Cookie

a game where several men masturbate around a cookie, aiming to hit the cookie, and the man to ejaculate last, has to eat the cookie.

John, Paul, George, and Rick played a game of Jizz cookie. Rick lost.

by Kuroi February 18, 2009