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Jess

Damn. She’s a potato. She may be short and cute but... she has fire. If you get on her bad side she will probably rip your throat out. HOWEVER, she is loyal. Be like Jess.
“Hey did you see that short girl
“Yeah I heard she’s a Jess”
“Wow I would love to be a Jess”
by JunkosMom March 19, 2020
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Jess

Idk where to start, i don't know how her parents cope but jess is a weird very confusing entity. If the doctor were to diagnose her im legit sure the x-ray would show a demon. Idk what is the major malfunction with Jessica but she has spooked many people. At this points im lost for words on jess, but not all jess's are bad
Jess who's that

Wait you haven't heard of jess, lets keep it like that

Wait what why?
by By soviet Union December 12, 2019
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Jess

Jess is definitely a horse girl that doesn’t consider herself a horse girl, but an “equestrian.” Jess is fun to be around and alway has low-key crack head energy. Jess is unbelievably short but that doesn’t matter because they can find the best hiding spots. Jess can never have sleepovers or hang out cause they r at the barn and that’s more important than anything else. Jess is a non-stop talker so be careful. Never bring up horses cause she never stop talking even though she rarely does anyway. One more thing, Jess has brown hair and brown eyes and sometimes a low-key teachers pet.
Friend #1 “Hey is that Jess?”
Friends #2 “Ya she’s fun but trust me, whatever u do don’t bring up horses she’ll never stop talking!”
Friend #1 “Oh ya! I forgot 😬🤫! Thanks for reminding me!”
by Yourestruly June 2, 2020
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jesse

a guy addicted to any paper activity
fuck you #jesse you ate all my paper
by jesse draws March 12, 2020
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Jesse

An over grown lap dog that is obsessed with cuddles and being a psycho.
that is such a Jesse!!!!
by XOXO😍😘 January 3, 2018
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Jesse

A gay boy who likes talking sus and is really gay. Also has a huge fetish and love for Brad Pitt and men in general.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jesse?
Guy 2: I don't dare go near that man, he'll probe me if I get near.
by BleachedFacism November 26, 2019
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Jesse

He dates his sisters
Yo look at that Jesse he is kissing his sis
by Ladies man 223456 September 5, 2019
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