It's only gay if the balls touch

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

by BOB12634 March 12, 2018

Only in New Jersey

Something that's said when someone else says something strange.

Person 1: Hey what's steak made out of?

Person 2: Are you retarded?

Person 1: Pig?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Horse?

Person 2: Only in New Jersey...

by Neeruam August 18, 2008

4 your eyez only

For someone special . Eyes only is jargon used with regard to classified information. Whereas a classified document is normally intended to be available to anyone with the appropriate security clearance, an "eyes only" designation, whether official or informal, indicates that the document is intended only for a specific set of readers.

So when a girl said this to a boy he must respect it and do better.he should not show it to nobody. And the the girl must use it only for a special one.

Diamond sends a photo or a song to her boyfriend

-4 your eyez only Alex!

by Christlike man February 02, 2022

norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.

don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

I Only Ride Park

A phrase used to tell somebody that the only form of mountain biking you participate in is downhill, park riding. Made popular by Matt Dennison, and Jason Lucas in their song "I Only Ride Park." Used among "park rats"

I only ride park
I don't climb hills
I only ride downhill

I only ride park
I'm on the lift all day
And I don't have no chain

I only ride park
Screw your xc

And your 650b
I only ride park
Im passing all the noobs

And I'm still faster than you

by Shredthegnar69 September 21, 2017

The Only Thing They Fear Is You

A song by Mick Gordon, from a famous game franchise Doom, especially Doom Eternal. This song is played in the ARC Complex Level. Often has been played in the background in a video or montage of DoomSlayer killing Demons of Hell.

Guy 1: "Do you like the song 'The Only Thing They Fear is you?"
DoomSlayer: "No."

by fridgeSlayer September 06, 2021

Suicide is your only option.

A comment used when someone asks a stupid question online.

Explicit Content: What should I do today?
ChaosTony: Suicide is your only option.

by ChaosTony September 18, 2004