A phrase used to tell somebody that the only form of mountain biking you participate in is downhill, park riding. Made popular by Matt Dennison, and Jason Lucas in their song "I Only Ride Park." Used among "park rats"
I only ride park
I don't climb hills
I only ride downhill
I only ride park
I'm on the lift all day
And I don't have no chain
I only ride park
Screw your xc
And your 650b
I only ride park
Im passing all the noobs
And I'm still faster than you
I don't climb hills
I only ride downhill
I only ride park
I'm on the lift all day
And I don't have no chain
I only ride park
Screw your xc
And your 650b
I only ride park
Im passing all the noobs
And I'm still faster than you
via giphy
by Shredthegnar69 September 20, 2017
Get the I Only Ride Park neck gaiter and mug.
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