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Olivia decided to share the wonderful semen to her friend, and they kissed, sharing the sticky liquid and swallowing it. They've had the best sex ever. The teacher decided to fuck Olivia too, and did all sorts of dirty stuff from rubbing her waist to giving her anal sex. They finally dress back up and came home, their inner thighs covered in cum. I hope you enjoy this horny story :)
by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022
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Horny Jail

This is an inexcapible cell in which you will never see the light of day again. being in horney jail is worse than death.
Dog: go to horny jail
Other dog: *Bonk*
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Turbo Horny

One who is of the utmost horny. People who are TH or Turbo Horny are known to rub others or themselves. To be extremely sexually suggestive. Lack of sex results in Turbo Horniness.
This chick at the bar last night was Turbo Horny.
by Hawker99 December 9, 2008
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Horny

When people get sexually excited. When guys get hard and women get wet pussies.
Jake was at a bar when he saw a hot girl talking to a guy in a corner of the bar. She had long blonde hair and enormous boobs. She had on a skimpy minidress, and as she leaned over at the bar, he saw that she wasn't wearing any underwear. Jake immediately got a huge hard-on. When she turned around, she saw him staring at her boobs and walked over to him. They chatted for a bit, but Jake was getting hornier and hornier. She kept staring at the huge bulge in his pants and she couldn't take her eyes away. Then Jake saw her nipples poking through the thin, tight fabric of her dress and knew she was horny too. They looked at each other and laughed. Within seconds, they were making out in the corner of the bar and the girl, Christie, was humping against Jakes's body. But they both wanted more, so Jake drove then to his house, while Christie gave him a blowjob in the front seat. They ran into the house and started to rip off their clothes. Christie's breasts with their huge, erect nipples jiggled as she pulled off Jake's jeans and underwear. His cock must have been ten inches, and it was totally hard. They fell onto the floor, and Christie spread out her legs. Her pussy was completely hairless, and it was bright pink. Jake took his cock and rubbed it all over her soaking wet pussy, then pushed it into her. Christie started to moan and he did to, because he had never had such a tight pussy, and he could feel it rippling around his giant cock. He was thrusting as fast as he could, but Christie was moaning and telling him to go faster. They were moaning together, and Christie was screaming his name at the top of her lungs. He breasts were jiggling up and down as he thrust into her and Jake buried his face in them. He could feel himself getting ready to cum, and she was having an orgasm. He simaltaneously started cumming, and he blasted his load into her as he groaned. As she felt her pussy filling with his cum she screamed and had another orgasm. Once he had pulled out, she took his cock and licked it slowly, like a lollipop. She was massaging his ball and licking the head of his cock, and she started to deepthroat him. Jake's cum splattered her face and her chest, and then he started to eat her out. She was groaning and twisting under him, and suddenly she screamed and cum gushed out of her pussy and on his face. Jake made Christie lick her pussy juices all off him and they fucked for hours more.
by hornyguy July 5, 2008
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harpy

A woman with an unbearable, shrewish, pain in the ass nature. In other words, a bitch or a harridan, especially a somewhat unappealing one.
Ann Coulter has a new book? How can people stand that harpy, much less read her book?!
by Lorelili January 5, 2009
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Horny

Horny (not to be mistaken with Thorny), is an enchantment to increase sharpness, hardness, durability, and projectile attack on any weapons of choice. Some say this enchantment cost your soul for satan to use but it seems worth it. Just beware of Jahannam afterwards
"Whats your favorite enchantment?"
"Horny IV"
by Joadv March 14, 2021
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horny

When one person feels a great need to engage in sexual activity with another.
Dylan slid his hands up my blouse. They were warm and left a hot trail of tingles as he traced them along my stomach. I looked up into his brilliant blue eyes and kissed him passionately on the lips. His tongue traced my mouth and he began feeling my breasts. He was making me so horny. He traced my lacy bra and slowly unlatched it. I helped him pull it off and soon we were back on my bed kissing. He felt my bare chest and began to lick my nipples. I buried my head in his curly brown hair and moaned. He sucked my breasts until they were hard and then returned to kissing my mouth. I slid off his shirt and ran my fingers along his tan abs. I slid my hand down his jeans and massaged his penis until it was hard. I never stopped and went faster and faster. Dylan whispered my name and I moaned loudly in response. I slid down until I was at his belt buckle and I took off his pants. Slowly and gently I slid his penis in my mouth. I licked it with passion and sucked it until he came in my mouth. I swallowed without taking him out of me. I slid him farther and farther into my mouth until I gagged. But I ignored my reflexes and didn’t stop until I could feel his balls on my cheeks. I then slid him in and out until once more he came. I took him out and went back to his mouth. He licked me everywhere and then slid off my thong. I gasped as his tongue explored my vagina. I bit down on my lip and suppressed a scream. I didn’t want him to get too excited yet. He put my legs on his shoulders and licked me everywhere. I couldn’t help it I screamed and my body shook with pleasure. Dylan didn’t waste a moment he suddenly stuck his penis into me and thrusted in and out. It felt amazing but was too gentle. I threw my head back and yelled, “Oh baby don’t be a pussy be a man pleasure me baby!” Dylan quickly obliged and thrusted faster and faster. I wrapper my arms around his waist and orgasm once more. He never slowed I could feel his balls flap against my thighs and I thought my head board would make a dent in my wall. He was humping me so fast. I grabbed a fistful of sheets and spread out my legs into a split. Dylan leaned forward and slid in and out thrusting his hips so fast. I screamed and screamed with joy and Dylan came. He fell back and we went into 69 position. He licked me dry and I sucked him until he was hard enough to fuck me that good again and trust me he did.
by carzyriiiiiiiiittttteee August 6, 2009
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