hog yanking

The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.

Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!

by Ratdogzz March 25, 2017

hog senses

The gut feeling before something significant happens.

My hog senses are tingling, I think eric is about to fight.

by Hog-rider March 22, 2023

hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

hogs hungers

Something that is really good, excellent or some may say, 'the best'.
Better than the dogs bollocks

Oi!.. Squire!.. Make your way over here and taste this anchovy soup, it really is the hogs hungers! The hogs hungers I tells you!

by jack bunkers April 7, 2008

Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.

"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"

by Uncle Club February 2, 2020

hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.

1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

by Rogue6 June 15, 2013

Hog Job

What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.

Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!

by J Cybulski January 28, 2022