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Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.
Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi
by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022
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Handy

A combination of Andy and Harrison who are relied on to complete a job. Handy is an abbreviated form of listing the two people
“Do you guys need a handy?” “Get Handy to do it!”
by Andosgee October 29, 2020
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Handy Fish

The same thing as a catfish, although this person will give you a handjob or handy even though they aren't who they say they are.
"Hey man, did that chick turn out to be a catfish?"
"At first yeah, but she turned out to be a handy fish so at least I got a handjob out of it."
by Scarpal May 18, 2014
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Mutual Sandy Handy

When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.
Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".
by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019
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Setup for handi

The word you use when you see something big and advanced but it fits perfectly in your hand.
HANDI = HAND
Guy 1: Oh look at the setup for handi she has
Guy 2: Yeah, look at that (whatever fits in her hand)!
by T-rashhhiboi April 9, 2019
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Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.
Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.
by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012
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handy sandwich

The act of receiving or giving a a handjob over the boxers/undies but underneath the pants/shorts.
That stripper just gave me a Handy Sandwich for $20
by BatRoss November 20, 2017
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