Highway Handy 

The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.

Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!

Highway Handy by Highway handy April 9, 2022

Doncaster handy 

A handjob typically given using an emulsion of doner kebab grease and flem as a lubricant.

Jules just gave me a Doncaster handy behind the dentist.

Doncaster handy by Linkle July 17, 2022

hilo handy

When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.

"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"

hilo handy by Not_Jeffrey September 14, 2022

Sour Handy

A handjob lubricated with sour cream. Perfect when you have no other option.

Jill gave me a Sour Handy last night after we made tacos, it was sensational other than the horrible yeast infection

Sour Handy by Sourhandyenjoyer September 17, 2022

Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

Sandy Handy by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

Dandy handy 

A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.

Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!

Dandy handy by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Benihana Handy 

When a partner instructs you to wear a remote controlled sex toy around your member that they vibrate while you're out to hibachi.

Trent: Dude, why are you twitching?
Mikey: Oh I'm just getting a Benihana Handy from Nikki. I'd suggest you slide over when the onion volcano starts, that's when she'll really up the intensity.

Benihana Handy by Bringer of fire April 16, 2024