handbecapable

Someone who parks there car in a handicap parking space without being handicaped is handbecapable.

"Look at that parking space right up front be the door, hell I'm Handbecapable so I can park there.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

handbaby

A handbaby is when a woman wants to uh, get knocked up,she spits the cum out of her mouth and sticks her hand up her pussy and puts her hand up her pussy so she can collect her sperm and MAKE A BABY.

The Baldwins are handbabies. (handbaby)

by Master-Fluffer Nuggs Buttfist December 16, 2008

Handface

An action of slapping oneself upon the forehead with an open palm in annoyance or exhaust; frequently used in internet conversations. Similar to Palmface.

And then I was all, *handface*.

How stupid was that? I was just, *handface*.

Handfacers Anonymous: All Emos Welcome!

by Helay March 16, 2008

handbag

The same as saying "BURN" or "Zing!" after someone has a good come back or joke at anothers expense.

It is usually followed by a gesture of slamming your two fists together so they look like you're holding a little handbag.

"Doesn't this dress look nice on me?"
"If by nice you mean really really ugly"

"oooooh Handbag!"

by Julia Callahan August 26, 2004

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.

"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"

by mike April 23, 2004

Handbag

A wepon u beat men with.A woman's best friend. You can pick how it looks like. You can hide stuff you don't want anyone to see .

I killed a man with a handbag today.

by No one to c April 17, 2017

Handbaging

when i guy or girl buts there entire hand in another girls vagina.

Jason like to handbag his little sister.

by True Juggalo May 19, 2003