greasy slider

That untimely irritating dump you have to take immediately following getting out of the shower.

I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.

by happy diver March 23, 2011

greasy

when you eat a whole little baby pigeon.

guy 1: hey ryry how do you feel rn
ryry: i feel greasy

by cheeky fishfinger November 30, 2016

greasy toes

Something reindeers get when they're sliding on the ice in Jackson, Tennessee.

"Did you see that reindeers greasy toes"
"Yeah dude I feel really bad for it"

by Jemspot December 2, 2016

Greasy Butthole

We know this sex move! Pour that full bottle of Vaseline up her asshole until she screams her social. Then get another bottle and lube it dick to legs. STICK IT UP HER ASS!

Dude: Greasy Butthole this bitch!

Girl: (Screams social and every asian she fucked)

Prostitute: They don't call it "Wonder Jelly" for nothin!

by _yeet.god_ October 22, 2018

Greasy Grove

A word used to describe the unwashed hair of a Marcus Stevens

Stevens hair is lookin like Greasy Grove today.

by CardinalsStevenPug69 May 8, 2019

Greasy rat

A large unkempt vagina. Smells like a dead rodent. Food for uncles

I CHOWED DOWN ON HER GREASY RAT AND MY BREATH STANK FOR DAYS. HAD TO USE A TOOTHPICK

by Crap in packets August 28, 2019

Greasy kayak

When the woman/man puts on a brown body suit and greases herself/himself up with canola oil and slides into the partners anus head first

mary had poop on her hair from last night, she gave me a Greasy Kayak

by ralphnader1 August 1, 2016