goose drowner

An extremely intense rain storm.

Holy crap go build an arc it's comin' a goose drowner.

by Jeff Ray January 17, 2006

Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

by norandtiff January 26, 2011

goose necking

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking

Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.

by smmatthew January 15, 2009

Goose Knuckle

Similar to a "Moose Knuckle" and a "Camel Toe", A Goose Knuckle means a floppy or loose vagina that is clearly visible through a woman's pants, bathing suit, tights, etc.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that chick?!"
Guy 2: "Ya man, major Goose Knuckle!"
Guy 1: "Thats pretty grody, i think i even heard it moving around down there."

by JSPINS January 20, 2011

Goose Necking

One who initiates the act of pushing the head forward upon high intoxication before regurgitating. This action resembles a goose waddling.

Franco drank too much beer, before throwing up he began goose necking when he ran to the toilet.

by Apple 3.14 January 12, 2009

Goose and Giggleberries

Goose - Commonly referred to as the penis, a slang word for a males sexual organ. The Penis looks very much like a Goose Neck, hence the term Goose.

Giggleberries - Commonly referred to as the testis, aka bollox, a slang word for the sperm bags tucked under the hangin Goose Neck.

Goose and Giggleberries - A mans tackle, his pride and joy, his escape from normal life at the end of a hard days work, a piece of science that fascinates every man alive.

Goose and Giggleberries - A term used in American Pie (The first one, the one that was really funny) by Shit Break and Oz, used loosely to talk about being a virgin.

Also known as The Cock and Balls.

Stiffler: "I'm gonna hang out with my wang out and rock out with my cock out"

by DR GIGGLEBERRIES June 2, 2010

goose pasture

On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.

Ryan's wife is really big and pregnant now. I bet he's in goose pasture.

by Ron Erickson July 20, 2007