Hormone goggles

When you are attracted to an ugly person because of raging hormones. Otherwise you would never look twice at them, but now you want them.

Person 1: He is SO sexy!
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.

by heartx3jess February 18, 2009

Japanese Rain Goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man gets a oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.

Damn, i hooked up with this chick last night and she did the Japanese Rain Goggles, best head ever.

by dieselboy_tm November 26, 2010

iraqi sand goggle

taking your balls and placing them over your girlfriends eyes while you shit in her mouth...

GREG: i just got done giving my girlfriend an iraqi sand goggle!

JONNY: oh o bet she loved that!

GREG: yeah im not touching that face for a while

by travisbeal51 September 29, 2008

racoon goggles

after engaging in anal sex with a female, the male partner rests his soiled testes on her eyes

After you have your dick in a girls ass and your balls are messy, you rest your balls on her eyes, and hense leave her with dark circles around her eyes, known as racoon goggles.

by Arneba28 May 14, 2006

Cum Goggles

When you do a facial to a girl while she's wearing glasses.

Dude, I jizzed all over her face while she was wearing her cum goggles!

by Fed Ex Pope July 6, 2003

beer goggles

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

by PK811 August 6, 2006

Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.

When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.

by Sir BB June 5, 2011