garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out

Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

girthquake

an earthquake or tremor caused by the walking jumping or just general motion cause by a fat person

tom: oh my gosh no! here comes jeffery johnson its gonna be a 10.0 girthquake

bystanders: run!!!!!!!!!!

by tom beotch! November 30, 2006

Gurth

The belly that has turned from fat to sag. usually visible under the t-shirt or creates a shadow. An extremely versatile and unique word.

Guy 1: holly fuck dude that guy just ordered 6 big macs
Guy 2: What!? hes O.Ding
Guy1: fo real hes gotta tuck in his gurth

Bro 1: Fuck this party these bitches are gurth city
Bro 2: True dat

by Gurthtron August 22, 2009

Gerthy

Not thicc, Not slim thicc but Gerthy

Day that babe is looking Gerthy today

by Big Lebo Kingg February 13, 2018

garth brooks

The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.

Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician

by Long_Live_Rock May 31, 2006

girthquake

the shuddering that a thick woman's body goes through during vigorous sex.

i was so amped on getting with bertha last night that she experienced a full-blown girthquake.

by squoze.lemmins September 6, 2009

Girthic

Have properties of or pertaining to girth. Mainly used when talking about someone who is large.

Did you hear Derek has a girl friend? Man she is girthic!

by N. Steve February 18, 2010